Seated proselytizer: Jesus walked through walls without using the door, and when Jesus touches you, he is inside you and you become like Jesus. So, if you do something to me, I don't need the police. I can just come to your house, because I can get in without keys.
--1 train
Overheard by: thaler
Mexican preacher: Statistics show one in one person will die.
--Times Square
Overheard by: soccerking3t
Religious nut: You have to accept God! His holy grace! His saving grace! He's got all kinds of grace!
--Grand Central
Bible-thumper: There's no way if you wrap citric acid, cola, and carbonation in aluminum foil and stick in in the fridge for a million years it's ever going to evolve into a Coke!
--Tompkins Square Park
Preacher: The best thing you can have on your resume when you die is not that you went to Harvard, not that you have a Ph.D., but that you have eternal life.
--Staten Island Ferry
Overheard by: God requires a resume?
via Overheard in New York, Jul 25, 2007
...need to see this picture.
(picture yoinked from here)
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