They know.

McCain going to Maine. Why would he do that? Maine is a SOLID Obama lock with a 17 point pollster.com aggregate lead. He's doing it to make sure Susan Collins wins Senate re-election. They need to stop the bleeding and try to keep the Dems from reaching the filibuster proof 60 seats. Expect to see McCain visits in the coming days to Kentucky, North Carolina, Georgia, Mississippi, and Minnesota. All states where a Democrat has a very good chance of flipping a Republican seat.

MWAHAHAHAHA

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John McCain is a lying liar.

And don't get me started on his trophy wife VP.
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And he's out of touch with normal people.






And applesauce hates him.

McCain claims to be anti-lobbyist

Sounds like he's trying to put lipstick on a pig.

MWAHAHAHAHA

That's McCain giving his convention speech last night. But what is that behind him on the screen? Duh, it's Walter Reed Middle School. Wait, what? Do you think they meant to show Walter Reed Army Medical Center? Pathetic. Or, wait, maybe McCain was actually revealing his new veterans policy. Since he is so bad about supporting our veterans perhaps he has decided that instead of giving our wounded vets the medical attention they deserve he'll send them back to middle school, ya see, he does support the GI Bill.

Biggest celebrity in Washington.

PWND!

BREAKING: Paris Hilton says something funny...and sorta smart

Armageddon is upon us.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Hooray For Anything sums up my feelings about this perfectly over at Wonkette.

"I’m a little conflicted about this. On the one hand, Paris represents the decline and fall of Western Civilization. On the other hand, she pwned him."

I'm going with just more of the same

Beer for Obama

Also, check this out. Apparently, McCain can't even monitor the comments on his own website. And he thinks he should be in charge of the country?