You might be a physics geek...

If this makes sense to you.


(For help go here)

Straight up Geek Rap. Represent.

Higgs boson in da house.
Higga, please!

Sounds like someone has been listening to Northern State.

I have in fact said this exact same thing.

9AM Sure Enough, It Says So in the Operating Manual
Tech guy on phone: If it's fixed, it's not working.

South Brunswick, New Jersey
via Overheard in the Office, Mar 5, 2008

Where are my night vision, infrared, zoom eyes?

Oh, here they are. So, I've been thinking of getting Lasik surgery but maybe I'll hold off until they perfect these lenses.

You will never defeat me! Maybe not, but I will impale you.

Check out Anika's post about the awesomely absurd unicorns I gave her for Christmas (late) last year. BTW, check out the rest of Candy Buffet, it rawks!

Here are the unicorns I kept.

The awesomeness of Cold War unicorns is beyond words.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Thirty years ago this weekend.  Thank you George Lucas for making it ok to be a geek (too bad you're a pompous jackass). Star Wars Memorial Day Weekend movie marathon anyone?

Time magazine review
Washington Post review

To thine ownself be true and it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then lose a game

The All Shakespeare Starting XI

 

This is awesome, combining 4 of my favorite things: soccer, Shakespeare, literary analysis and in the combination of those three, extreme geekitude.

Geek Hierarchy

Just found this flowchart of geek hierarchy from The Brunching Shuttlecocks site, which has lots of good stuff which I will be mining and posting since it appears that the site is now defunct (at least with regards to new content). I think it is possible to expand on it, if anyone has any ideas about levels of "geekness" that should be included put them in the comments.

Oh say can you see...

Went over to Peter and Anika's Saturday night. We unfurled our geek flag and planted that muthafu@$@er on the high ground. Ate a big Mediterranean dinner and then played Magic until 2 or 3, then Anika and I played Halo 2 until 8 in the morning. Then Anika, Steph and I went to breakfast at Open City. That's right an all-nighter of geekdom and here are some pictures from the evening.