So obvious once you see it.

The blindingly obvious solution to the "Real Sex Education vs. abstinence-only programs" problem:

Serious teen on cell: If you use a condom... It doesn't count.

--Murray Hill

From here.

I'd vote for him

Hobo: Hello! I am running for president! Vote for me and I'll legalize marijuana! You can marry whoever you wanna!

--Deli, 12th & 6th

Overheard by: Nora, Bianca, and Ethan

From Overheard in New York

::sigh:: I miss Rockport

You Know What's Really Emo? Not Breathing.

Teen #1: Get out of the street! There's a car coming.
Teen #2, not moving: I don't care.
Teen #3: God, you're so emo, it's ridiculous.

--Rockport, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Avery

via Overheard at the Beach, Jan 28, 2008

The trials of working in IT

1PM Translation: Whatever You Do Will Have to Be Done Over

Project manager: We need to get the turnover rate for the past 12 months.
Database admin: I have that. I can give you the turnover for the past year.
Project manager: Great! We'll also need it for the previous 12 months.
Database admin: I'm confused -- isn't the past 12 months the previous 12 months?
Project manager: Yes.

1055 Lenox Park Boulevard
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Iga

via Overheard in the Office, May 21, 2007

Must be a Nationals fan

Which I Do to Make Getting Pregnant Fun
Girl: That's totally the last time I'm getting pregnant. It takes all the fun out of drinking!

RFK Stadium Metro Station
Washington, DC

via Overheard Everywhere, May 1, 2007

Ahh, Bryn Mawr, bastion of feminism

Because That Would Narrow It Down
Drunk boy: I can't find her! I don't know where she is!
Drunk girl: Is she wearing clothes?

Bryn Mawr College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

via Overheard Everywhere, Apr 30, 2007

Hi Anika! Hi Steph!