I want my MTV, no wait, I want my grass flip-flops

That's right, grass flip-flops,. Eat your heart out, Dunkin'.

As everyone knows

Helmets are cool.

Kids will be kids

And I will be writing up some more stuff about Netroots Nation as soon as I can.

This is how the machines will take over.

The best part is the dude going "Um..."

Brought to you by the always hilarious xkcd

Sloths are scary looking

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Squirrels are funny.

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So True. Oh, so true.

From the always awesome xkcd.com. Although my embarrassing songs would probably be random chapters of various audiobooks...or traditional Christmas music from the Shetland Islands... or 80's hair metal power ballads... or Hungarian folk music done with sitars... or minimalist trance techno. I have some odd music.

Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Big Difference

1PM Must've Been Talking about Jellyfish

Visiting sales rep: Wow, that aquarium is really cool! Is it a lot of work?
Desk owner: Thanks. It's not too hard once it's set up for a while.
Visiting sales rep: I've never seen one with all those things with testicles in it before.
Desk owner: [Silence until sales rep obliviously boards elevator.]

75 Battery Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: We didn't buy her product.

via Overheard in the Office, Mar 18, 2008

I'd vote for him

Hobo: Hello! I am running for president! Vote for me and I'll legalize marijuana! You can marry whoever you wanna!

--Deli, 12th & 6th

Overheard by: Nora, Bianca, and Ethan

From Overheard in New York

::sigh:: I miss Rockport

You Know What's Really Emo? Not Breathing.

Teen #1: Get out of the street! There's a car coming.
Teen #2, not moving: I don't care.
Teen #3: God, you're so emo, it's ridiculous.

--Rockport, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Avery

via Overheard at the Beach, Jan 28, 2008

People are funny

And I think I will be adding their site to my "Goofy" RSS Yahoo feed page.

Hobo LOLcats

Hi-lair-e-us

I, for one, welcome our new squirrel overlords.

They have heat producing tails people! They know how to use camouflaging makeup! We are doomed! Oh wait, they're fucking squirrels.

Uncomfortably energetic

ZOMG!!! Zombies! MWAHAHAHA

New Comic

Found my new favorite comic, xkcd via Cute Overload. Here's why it's a favorite:



That's comedy gold, people!

Avast!

From quite possibly the most important site on teh intarwebs, Cute Overload.

Pirate Pup

You will never defeat me! Maybe not, but I will impale you.

Check out Anika's post about the awesomely absurd unicorns I gave her for Christmas (late) last year. BTW, check out the rest of Candy Buffet, it rawks!

Here are the unicorns I kept.

The awesomeness of Cold War unicorns is beyond words.

Hee hee

This comes from I can has cheezburger?. Makes me laugh.

Oh, Oh, this is just f#$%ing great

Really, thanks ABC. Like we weren't persecuted enough.

Harrumpphh!