That's how I roll.

From the always awesome xkcd webcomic. That guy is a genius.

Don't understand the joke? See this Wikipedia article or this Washington Post piece.

I'm proud of my President

Yes, the current president. He finally did something right. He dodged a shoe, two shoes actually. Eight years and I can proudly say, at least he's got quick reflexes. Sadly, it's the most impressive thing he's done as President.


And, apparently Dana Perino, White House spokesperson, got a black eye during the melee. Somehow fitting.