5.31.2007
Tick bite!
Actually this is the "bullseye" rash from the tick bite that sent me to the emergency room. Apparently, getting a rash like this from a tick bite and a raging headache, fever and joint pains means things are not going to just work themselves out. There were a couple of firsts that were a result of this.
1) First time I've been in a hospital as a patient (not counting being born; ironically, I went to the hospital in which I was born).
2) First time I've ever had an IV.
Woohoo!
So, they didn't tell me exactly what I have yet but the drug they gave me, Doxycycline is used to treat sinusitis, syphilis, chlamydia, acne, anthrax, malaria, Lyme disease, Rocky Mountain spotted fever (which I think I've had before), and my personal favorite, elephantitis.
5.30.2007
5.27.2007
5.26.2007
Harry who?
Movie website
Fun
Some background about the movie and about the book, here's stuff about the author including his website and an interview, some stuff about the religious aspects, comparisons to Narnia, some of the controversy, some articles by Pullman and then there is this asshole.
5.25.2007
You will never defeat me! Maybe not, but I will impale you.
Here are the unicorns I kept.
The awesomeness of Cold War unicorns is beyond words.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Thirty years ago this weekend. Thank you George Lucas for making it ok to be a geek (too bad you're a pompous jackass). Star Wars Memorial Day Weekend movie marathon anyone?
Time magazine review
Washington Post review
Uh, guys?
With the addition on Juan Pablo Angel it's looking like NY Red Bulls may finally be living up to the hopes and expectations of the MLS executives. They are 5-1-2 with 6 shutouts. Take a look at these highlights. I'm kind of ok with this development, the DC-NY rivalry, in my mind, was always the one with the potential to be the most intense in MLS... except that NY has always sucked. Maybe now DC can welcome them to the elite of MLS which currently has a membership of one (suck it LA).
5.23.2007
Champions League Final Today
AC Milan-Liverpool: A replay of the 2005 'Miracle In Istanbul'
This could be a snoozefest as both teams try not to make a mistake. But I think it is more likely to be a barnburner, 3-2 Milan.
UEFA
ESPN
BBC
La Gazzetta
UPDATE: OMFG! I just put it together, my parents are in Italy RIGHT NOW!! They better be watching it somewhere!!! ARRRGGGHHH!!! so jealous!
The trials of working in IT
Project manager: We need to get the turnover rate for the past 12 months.
Database admin: I have that. I can give you the turnover for the past year.
Project manager: Great! We'll also need it for the previous 12 months.
Database admin: I'm confused -- isn't the past 12 months the previous 12 months?
Project manager: Yes.
1055 Lenox Park Boulevard
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Iga
via Overheard in the Office, May 21, 2007
5.20.2007
5.18.2007
New tool
Oh God, I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt.
Welcome new "liberals"
And by "liberals" I mean people that are now saying some of the exact same things we have been saying for years (namely that the Shrub will destroy America, through stupidity, vindictiveness, corruption and incompetency) and who at the time(s) we said those things called us traitors and worse. And by welcome I mean STFU and sit in the corner for a while and just watch and listen and maybe you'll learn something about being a decent human being... but I'm not hopeful.
5.17.2007
Here's my analogy of the situation in Iraq
The Repubs are saying, "we have to keep punching it until all the bees are dead."
The Repubs are also saying "The Democrats want us to drop the nest and run away."
The Democrats are saying, "But, we can't just keep holding this damn thing and we'll never be able to kill all the bees."
What we, the people are saying (or should be saying) is, "Crap, this was really stupid. Hey kid, come here and hold this until the bees quiet down, but, uh, first put on that beesuit and, uh, here's a smoker (smoke knocks bees out, it’s true). Only use the smoker on the bees that are on the suit and, uh, hey, all you people standing around, grab that hose, spray the kid down every once in a while. We'll be standing over here with this can of RAID to help you out. And once the bees calm down a little, set the nest down and take a couple steps back and we'll all come up with a plan to deal with the bees at that time. Oh and by the way, we're really sorry about all this, one of the bees stung us earlier and we might have overreacted a little."
P.S. Sorry, got bees on the brain.
Evolutionary thought experiment
There are two main reasons why the answer is sort of. First, evolution is a game of pressure, both positive and negative. Being able to produce more flowers would be positive pressure for the non-nectar producers, but because the robot bees would still service all of the flowers equally there is no negative pressure on the nectar producers. This would result in what I call passive evolution, the non-nectar producers have an advantage but it's only in the numbers game. This would probably result in nectar producing becoming a recessive trait (this is a massive generalization, I don't think anyone knows if genes can change their dominant-recessiveness and if they can how it occurs).
The second reason is the mechanics of nectar production. The most likely scenario is that multiple genes are involved, but for argument's sake let us say that there is just one. The first question is, is there already a recessive non-nectar gene? Possible but not very likely, there would be incredible negative pressure on that gene. Any plants unfortunate to exhibit the trait would only reproduce through randomness (drunk bees bumping into the flowers after visiting the nectar producing neighbors) or bee attraction via other stimuli (bees being attracted by flower color and not by the more powerful nectar attraction). So, recessive gene possible but unlikely due to the huge positive pressure of nectar producers and the huge negative pressure of non-nectar producers. The second question to ask regarding the mechanics of nectar production is, if there is not already a recessive non-nectar gene how likely is it that a mutation would create one? Not too likely. First, we've already made the unlikely assumption that only one gene is involved, then we have to make the equally unlikely assumption that one mutation would turn off nectar production.
So, what we have is, if non-nectar producers exist they will have very slight advantage which may eventually result in their dominance, if they don't currently exist they may come about randomly and eventually become dominant.
Which brings us to the real point of this whole convoluted rambling: evolution is crazy complicated. People who say they don't believe in it have no fucking clue what they are talking about, they don't believe in it because it is too complicated for them to understand. The majority of people who believe in it simply believe in it, they don't really understand it. Some people such as myself (I was studying to be a geneticist or evolutionary biologist in college) see that most people don't understand and see some of the mistakes people make but only a very small minority really have a good grasp on it. I mean, I know I said some things above about which an evolutionary biologist would say "You're right but not for the reason you think," or "you're wrong about this assumption." And the final kicker is that even those who really know what they are talking about would readily admit that there is a lot that they still don't understand.
5.16.2007
Cage of Steel "Death" Match
Two will enter but only, uh, two will come out.
5.14.2007
5.11.2007
BWAHAHAHAHAHA II
5.09.2007
Impressive, no?
Bill Richardson is the most qualified candidate out there. Unfortunately, I think he is too tight with the “inside the beltway” crowd and too cozy with the corporations. But I think I need to do that research again to make sure.
Latest VoteVets ad
This ad is being played in districts and states of Republicans who are close to breaking ranks with Preznit Pissypants and his immoral, criminal war. Amazingly, John Warner (VA-Sen) is one of the targets, maybe us Virginians should give him a call, (202) 224-2023, and let him know we will welcome his rejection of the Idiot-in-Chief and his return to sanity.
5.08.2007
This is how I fill my day.
There is now a computer installed permanently in the main conference room to be used for presentations. This will eliminate the need to connect a laptop for each presentation. How do you use it? Follow these easy steps:
- Turn on the power to the media system (blue arrow in picture below)
- Select the computer as the source (green arrow in picture above)
- Get out the wireless keyboard and mouse located in the first cabinet closest to the door
- Moving the mouse or pressing a key on the keyboard should wake up the computer and send signals to the screen. If the screen remains blank:
- Verify that the screen is on, the light on the lower right corner of the screen should be green
- Verify that the computer is on, the computer is located under the conference table and there should be a green light near the middle of the face plate.
- Verify that the wireless keyboard and mouse are working:
- Log in as you normally would:
- Username: lastname firstinitial
- Password: your normal password
- Log on to: NA
- If the computer is locked by another user you will need to find that user or me or call the helpdesk (202-530-4890) to unlock the computer (alternative method: manually turning off and restarting the computer)
- If this is the first time you have used the computer it may be very slow for the first 5-10 minutes as the computer creates your local computer profile.
- When you are finished be sure to shut down or restart the computer.
- Be sure to return the wireless keyboard and mouse to the cabinet.
5.07.2007
Iraqi Blogs
I’ve been looking for something like this for a while now. Don’t have time to actually visit any of the blogs right now and don’t really know if this is legitimate yet (in other words, not some right wing propaganda) but will check it out this evening. In the meantime, if you have the time, check some of them out and let me know if they look real and if there is some way for Americans to directly engage Iraqis.
5.05.2007
For Fu#$%s sake people, it's spelled LOSE not LOOSE
5.03.2007
5.02.2007
John Edwards just became my top choice.
He has done and said just about everything I want to hear from my next president. More detail on why we need to draft Gore and why Edwards would be the best second choice later.
To thine ownself be true and it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then lose a game
The All Shakespeare Starting XI
This is awesome, combining 4 of my favorite things: soccer, Shakespeare, literary analysis and in the combination of those three, extreme geekitude.
5.01.2007
To save the world we had to seal the portals
Must be a Nationals fan
Girl: That's totally the last time I'm getting pregnant. It takes all the fun out of drinking!
RFK Stadium Metro Station
Washington, DC
via Overheard Everywhere, May 1, 2007